I think I will give some random little confessions today. What better way to start humpday than getting a few things off my chest.
*Sometimes I bribe my daughter. Like yesterday it was so hot and muggy and she refused to come in the house and I had enough of the heat so I asked if she wanted to come inside and eat chips with mommy. Bad mama, bad!
*I care about my blog stats. I know I shouldn't but I get a little sad on the days you peeps go missing. I want to put all your little faces on a milk carton.
*I don't own a bathing suit. I was self conscious in a bathing suit when I was skinny so I definitely wouldn't be caught dead in one now. I know I need to get over it and stop being so vain but I just can't do it. Sorry!
*I honestly think I would contemplate having a threesome with Daenerys and Drogo from Game of Thrones. Like hello?! I am sure some of my fellow GOT fans can back me up here or am I the only freak in the group.
*I talk to myself a lot. Especially on long car rides. But I pretend I am being interviewed for Barbara Walters Most Fascinating People of 2014. I talk about some magnificent fake life I have and how I came from nothing, etc.etc.....Yeah.......Quite sad......
So please tell me I am not the only loser who does some of things?! And do you have any weird confessions for me?! xoxo
When I get angry at someone, I have "conversations" with them while I'm in the shower. I have all the best comebacks then.. and then I can never remember my practiced conversations when the
ReplyDeleteI don't have kids but I already know I will bribe them when I do. Positive reinforcement, right?
ReplyDeleteI totally bribe my daughter - at least once a day. I also have conversations with myself, especially on car rides when everyone else is asleep - you are not alone!
ReplyDeleteHey Jenny!!! Oh my god LOVE it!! I actually care about my stats too, lol and feel kind of sad when I low digits!! sniff .. I dont have a bathing suit either right now .. I have to get one though! And hide in my bf back yard lol! I am like the only one who has not seen GOT yet but that threesome sounds hot, lol!! I really should try that interview thing lol seems pretty fun fi you ask me lolol!! ;D
ReplyDeleteLisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/
LMAO I talk to myself too it happens!
ReplyDeleteHaha I talk to myself when I'm in the car for a long time too.
ReplyDeletehaha I talk to myself in the car all the time and then Im like whoops haha Also I fully fully fully back you up on the GOT front. I would do it too!
ReplyDeletefuck khaleesi - i'll kick that bitch out of bed and climb on drogo's face. too much? HAHAHAHAH!!
ReplyDeletethanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
My sister bribes my nephew all. the. time. It's a perfectly acceptable child rearing practice. I care about stats too. I think we are all lying if we say we don't but I don't care nearly as much as I used to and I am very glad about that.
ReplyDeleteGirl, I talk to myself ALL THE TIME! I mean, I hardly ever disagree with myself so it's perfect! ;P
ReplyDeleteLOL I talk to myself in the car allll the time. I was prepping for a job interview the other day and I was having like a two-way convo and asking myself questions. Note to self....roll up the windows when doing such things... *hangs head in embarrassment!
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