Humpday Confessions

Humpday y'all!! Would love to share a few confessions with you today. Since I am not Catholic this is the best confessional I got.

Been totally slacking in the blogging world this week.  Sorry for the lack of posts, lack of response to comments and lack of me commenting on your blog. Most of all I am so sorry to those who commented on my last week's confessions who didn't get a comment back. Normally, I am better than that. It was just a crazy busy and stressful week. I am back on the ball now.

 I like nights out without my daughter. Call me crazy but I still like to go out and party and not have to be responsible for a 'lil munchkin. Not every weekend but once a month would be nice. I even go as far as if she is invited to a wedding,engagement party, shower, etc. I will choose not to bring her. First, I don't want her throwing a tantrum and ruining anyone's night and secondly, I want to drink, dance and be merry! Running after my two year old for four hours at a wedding is not my idea of a good time.

I am a selfie whore. Good thing for you I only probably post about 5% of the selfies that are on my phone. I feel I either look too tired, too ugly or too fat in the others. Otherwise you would be sick of my face.

But first..let me take a selfie...

I dislike you on social media if you are constantly stating things about going to the gym & eating healthy. I used to be like you and go to the gym every day but things happened and that isn't possible for me at this time. I know I need to do something and get my a$$ in gear but I don't constantly need to be reminded to go to the gym or what good exercises are. Sh*t is annoying. Once in a while is cool but fitness overload is gets you unfriended. Maybe I am overly sensitive about this because I used to have the time for that and I am just jealous now but nonetheless it's too much for me.

I have seriously "f"ed up dreams. I have the most disturbing dreams or should I say nightmares. Sometimes they are so upsetting and scary that it will ruin my whole day. I wake up crying and cannot get certain images out of my head. They are less frequent than they used to be but when I have them they are still messed up. Please say I am not the only one who has these sorts of dreams.