Caption This!

Hey hey hey! I feel like I have had a few Debbie Downer posts in the last week or so, so I decided to keep this post light and silly. Below is one of my daughter's Christmas gifts and all inappropriate thoughts come to mind. Is it as funny as I think or do I just have a really sick mind?

 So....I want YOU to caption this! We can all use some laughs...

My caption: Dir..Dir..Dir..ty..Dora!