Wednesday, June 11, 2014
My Humpday Confessions
I think I will give some random little confessions today. What better way to start humpday than getting a few things off my chest.
*Sometimes I bribe my daughter. Like yesterday it was so hot and muggy and she refused to come in the house and I had enough of the heat so I asked if she wanted to come inside and eat chips with mommy. Bad mama, bad!
*I care about my blog stats. I know I shouldn't but I get a little sad on the days you peeps go missing. I want to put all your little faces on a milk carton.
*I don't own a bathing suit. I was self conscious in a bathing suit when I was skinny so I definitely wouldn't be caught dead in one now. I know I need to get over it and stop being so vain but I just can't do it. Sorry!
*I honestly think I would contemplate having a threesome with Daenerys and Drogo from Game of Thrones. Like hello?! I am sure some of my fellow GOT fans can back me up here or am I the only freak in the group.
*I talk to myself a lot. Especially on long car rides. But I pretend I am being interviewed for Barbara Walters Most Fascinating People of 2014. I talk about some magnificent fake life I have and how I came from nothing, etc.etc.....Yeah.......Quite sad......
So please tell me I am not the only loser who does some of things?! And do you have any weird confessions for me?! xoxo