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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Humpday Confessions

Vodka and Soda


Happy Humpday!!! It's one of my fave days of the week, solely because of this post. So we all have some character flaws, I mean nobody is perfect. And I am well aware of some of my not so flattering traits so here we go....

- I have no patience. I have no patience for the slow people walking in front of me in the mall. I have no patience for that car going less than the speed limit. I have no patience for stupidity. I have no patience for arrogance. And the list goes on and on. You get the idea. I know patience is a virtue but it is certainly one I lack. I have been working on becoming more patient, I don't really have a choice with a two year old, and I have been getting better but still have a ways to go.

-I have the worst road rage. I didn't realize how much I screamed and cursed at other drivers until my daughter started saying "f#@k. sh*t." every time she got in the car. I quickly changed my ways and she no longer says those words. I just flip other drivers the bird instead of vocalizing.

-I have the mouth of a sailor. You probably figured that out in my last confession but the expletives don't just fly out of my mouth when driving it's pretty much all day. Again with a toddler I have worked on this tremendously but we all have our slip ups.

-I tend to binge drink. I do not drink often but when I do I tend to go to town. We don't often get a night out so when we do I want to get the most bang for the buck. Meaning I drink until I cannot drink anymore. At least it's always a night to remember.

So that's all I feel like admitting for today before you all think I am a hideous person. I swear I do have some good traits too, that'll be for another day. To make up for some of my wrong doing I've decided to give away a fabulous wrap bracelet from my shop: Hole In Her Stocking Designs. Enter below and good luck! (US ONLY)


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16 comments:

  1. I am a sailor and have the drinking stories (ya know, from bingeing) mouth to prove it, I have the worst road rage and absolutely ZERO patience. It's like we're the same person!

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  2. potty mouth and a rageaholic? my kinda lady! :D

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. My mom always tells me to stop talking like a sailor and I think she's heard me swear like 3/4 times.. she has no idea what the drunk version of me does.... lol

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  4. Kudos for having real confessions! A lot of them (mine included) probably weren't that hard to admit to.

    Driving is the one thing that instantly enrages me and I start saying all kinds of things I wouldn't normally, so I feel you!

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  5. I am the same way on a night out - gotta get it all in before having to go home and be "mom" again!

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  6. Hahaha drinking and F-bombing all over the place for the win. I have the worst road rage when some a-hole decides to merge at the last second just to get ahead of everyone else. I make it my personal mission to not let that person in. Lol

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  7. haha this is hilarious!! i used to be way more impatient and road ragey but i'm getting better ;) also, i am the same with drinking, i'm not a glass of wine kinda girl, i'm a 13 beers and i might puke kinda girl.

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  8. Our friend with kids are the same way. When they get out they are OUT!!! They want to stay out late, drink it up and when we are ready to go home (because we can go out anytime we want) they are begging us to stay longer. They are a blast to hang out with!!

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  9. oh i lack patience too. when people are in line in front of me and going slow, i nearly explode!

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  10. I remember growing up my mom would always tell me that patience is a virtue. I still don't have much patience ha ha, especially for stupid people. Also, yes to road rage! I'm generally able to keep comments to myself because my son is a sponge when it comes to learning new words.

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  11. When I was a CNA I took care of a little lady, and every time I would walk into the room she would smile really big. I became close with her and her family and one day her oldest daughter asked her one of the reasons that she loved me so much. She replied- Because she has the face of an angel....and the mouth of a sailor :)

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  12. those first two are so me. I have the worst road rage ever!! Which lets be honest is tied to my complete lack of patience!

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  13. Sadly, I think three drinks is binge drinking now. Or at least that is how I feel the next day!

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  14. Haha kids will always call you out on stuff.

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  15. sounds about right with the road rage! my road rage has gotten much worse the longer i've worked in downtown seattle and get stuck in traffic. boo!

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