Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Humpday Confessional

Vodka and Soda

"Do the humpty hump, come on and do the humpty hump..." Happy Humpday b*tches!! Confessional time and away we go!!

- I must wear sweats, yoga pants and over sized tees way to much because any time I am just wearing jeans and a nice well fitting t-shirt everyone is like "Where are you going?" "You going out?" This is pretty sad and a result of working from home. Nobody sees me so I don't bother getting dressed in the morning. A bad habit I apparently need to break.

- Today I had tons of orders that needed to ship and my daughter wasn't exactly being cooperative in letting me get done what I needed to so I lost my temper more than once. Now that I got everything done, I feel a little bad. But she was being bad but I probably got angrier quicker than I should have. 

-Sometimes, okay like all the time, I have the urge to drop kick my cat across the room. He is such a whiny 'lil b*tch. Always crying to be fed, to be let outside, etc. This wouldn't be a huge deal but I feed him, he takes one bite and walks away. Then the dogs eat his food then he wants more like 10 minutes later but only takes one bite and the dogs eat it again and the cycle goes on all day. Hence his crying all day and the urge to punt him across the room. 

The annoying 'lil devil...


  1. Haha, I can relate to #1! When I worked PT my hubby was always suspicious if I was fully dressed on a day off. Apparently that's one of the biggest things for motivation- getting fully dressed as soon as you wake up.

  2. Man, yoga pants and sweatpants are my jam. But I have to wear suits all day long so the second I get home it's like No Pants Nation going down! haha


  3. I straightened my hair and put a bra on today and one of my friends commented that I must be going out today, ha ha! I wasn't.. but geez.

  4. I miss the days when I could just lounge around in a tank top and undies. Having to wake up AND take a shower AND get dressed every frikken day takes too much effort.

  5. The thing with your cat is hilarious!! Sounds like having another kid-although I think in general that's how it is with pets!!

  6. My cat can be annoying too. He just STARES at you if he wants something, and it's creepy as hell.