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Friday, May 2, 2014

Wacky Keywords Here I Come



So I've always been a little jealous when some of my fellow bloggers do posts of the crazy and ridiculous keywords that lead people to their blogs. These posts are usually hilarious and leave me thinking what the hell?! PENIS! Anyway, I have never had many interesting keyword searches that lead people to my blog and that had me wondering, am I boring? VAGINA! I really hope that isn't the case because I certainly don't want to be a dull blogger. HOOKER!

The craziest thing that ever brought someone to my blog was "two red hens coop." Huh?! I know I never wrote about hens and I don't think I have ever even written about a farm so this perplexes me but I'll take it. KELLY CLARKSON! I was a bit proud that "pretty girl selfies" brought a few people to my blog. I did do a post back a while back with some other bloggers about selfie tips so at least this makes sense and at least it wasn't "ugly girl selfies" because then I think I would have wanted to crawl in a hole and die. GIVE IT TO ME BABY. UH HUH. UH HUH.

So I am curious, what are some of the keywords or phrases that brought readers to your page? DONKEY! Are you blessed with an array of strange and interesting words worth talking about or are you boring like myself? PRINCE CHARMING! If you have entertaining stats please share because I could always use a good laugh.

Anyways, hopefully these little outbursts help me to have something worth writing about next time. I will definitely keep you posted. SUCK IT! xoxo


6 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm proud of you girl! Now just sit back, kick your feet up, and watch the freaks come over like a moth to a flame! ;P

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  2. ha! not once, but TWICE, someone has gotten to my blog by googling "pancakes anxiety"

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  3. You are gonna get so many random hits off of this post!! I get weird things too on my blog. It's funny.

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  4. My worst was "preteen n*pples" creepy and gross! And completely unrelated to anything I have ever posted! Ha! x

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  5. This so so funny!!! When you said kelly clarkson I thought about Steve getting waxed in 40 year virgin hahahaha

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  6. haha this is hilarious! you might get some even crazier search terms now!

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